See, this is what makes him fascinating to me. No one “FUCKING LOVES!!!” Pete Davidson. No one seems to really, really hate him either, which would also explain his attention level.

See, this is what makes him fascinating to me. No one “FUCKING LOVES!!!” Pete Davidson. No one seems to really, really hate him either, which would also explain his attention level.

Not even close.

This mildly amusing human being’s supernova-like appeal is one of the great mysteries of the modern era. It really feels like Apatow was canny enough to realize a project like this was his best route to get a an easy green light, which is amazing.

People are saying that major things are happening. Major things.

The entirely deserved mockery of its subjects aside, jesus christ imagine finding this shit funny. It is to current events as the Scary Movie franchise was to pop culture.

Yeah definitely, Pelosi took the conditions on the field and played them like a fiddle, so props to her and all, but I don’t know that there’s ever been as neon-bright a political fuck-up as this entire charade has been in our country’s history. Unfolding in slow-motion and “ending” with the fucker-upper having not…

Well said. It says more about this country’s extremely unhealthy obsession with wealth than it does his 3D chess-playing skills, and to be honest, if you just follow that line of thinking a couple more feet down the road you’re in QAnon territory anyway. “He plays the media so well!” Like its hard to make loud noises…

Exactly. And removing that obvious fact when declaring “Phillips approached them, not the other way around!” is the same “both sides” bullshit being described in this article. They were wearing racist propaganda and puffing their chests on the fucking national mall. Good for him for getting in their faces.

Not only that, but it is a group of kids wearing coded hate speech costumes. If he approached them to confront that he’s not doing anything wrong, and of course their response was to giggle and smugly stare back with unearned superiority.

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Right after he retired, when it was just on merits, he was a borderline case that you could maybe see getting in after a number of years on the ballot. With the Curt Experience since then, its almost like it has shifted to “he should be in, but for his views” to make the argument cleaner. But I agree, he’s far from a…

Those Jays uniforms from ‘04-’09, with the grey and the gigantic, awful name/ number fonts and black jerseys were among the ugliest things in the history of sports. The era of black alternate jerseys on nearly every team in MLB was the fuckin’ worst.

That is as empty as a suit gets, so someone gave that little monologue to him—obviously. He’s just stating it apropos of nothing and had to fucking check his notes to get the wording of his favorite quote right (I seriously thought that was a joke in the transcription).

We don’t have the luxury of finding any of this jackass’ bullshit funny anymore—seriously, it isn’t funny—but fuck these are really close.