redpir8roberts
RedPir8Roberts
redpir8roberts

We don’t appreciate your common sense and logical thinking around here. Now excuse me while I go make a post why a brown diesel manual wagon shooting brake Miata will be the savior that automakers need.

True. But CUV’s are still considerably thirstier than a Fiesta or a Focus. The OP is right. When gas price spikes, Ford will be in big trouble.

Porsche 911.

“... but he also bought a shit ton of cars, including an Aston Martin Vantage, a Lamborghini Gallardo, a Mercedes B180, an Audi R8, an Audi R5, and a Porsche 911, among other cars.”

That started to sound like the lead-in for a (Lava) soap opera”...as the wear bars show...”

Exactly. I will never for the life of me understand how people can just slap the cheapest set on their car when they need new tires. The only thing keeping you on the road are those four little patches of rubber. You can generally find something half decent for not much more than a set of discount tires, just have to

I did intend it to carry a kind of pseudo-Zen resonance, at that :-)

Michelin totally rocks.

Thanks for the kind words!

THANK YOU for talking about wear bars. I’m in tire design with Michelin and it boggles my mind how many places online tell people to go find a penny to check the depth. We are government regulated to put 6 sets of wear bars around a tire (not as easy as it sounds) and people don’t even know they exist...

I know I don’t need new tires. Today.

How about Neon headlamps, Saturn greenhouse, and Buick trunk all mashed together somehow looking like a rejected early draft of the Panamera?

No it didn’t.

DO NOT try this in a fully loaded cement truck. Because if you do, you will ruin my commute, like this guy

Obligatory

“a bunch of little cosmetic things,” AKA “shit I can safely ignore forever.”

How much lighter would a Lightweight weigh if a Lightweight did weigh lighter?

Handsome, confident and caring. He’s so caring that he compensates for being handsome by liking the ugly new Camaro and intentionally loses argements about how it looks just to help less handsome and confident people feel better about themselves.

That’s 2025. Can’t shoot your wad TOO early...