No rapture when on the rag? That's cool. I bet heaven doesn't have OB tampons in stock anyway.

Joey on Friends says that his favorite food is sandwiches. THIS IS ME. I am a lady that would do terrible, naughty things for a really amazing turkey sandwich.

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Yes, the little guy in the middle is CLEARLY the smartest of the trio. Let the other two duke it out, Imma eat me some steak!

Mountain Dew?

Oh man. This, so so much.

I will say the EXACT same thing about you. You want to talk intolerant assholery? How about writing off people's opinions because they listen to a genre of music you don't enjoy. "Your musical taste is reflective of your personality" and "value within your cunt"? Seriously? THAT'S some seriously dismissive bullshit.

Ohhh, I adore you.

I'll admit it. I think dogs rightly won, but CORGIS? Really? I mean, yeah - short legs and a winning smile. Adorable! But my beloved mutts, just kicked to the side like that? They are the all-American dog, people! How could you let mutts, and this nation, down?

I know, I know — but I'm still not missing an opportunity to see Henry Cavill in tights.

She's not . . . actually checking the shades against her skin tone . . . is she?

So we should all move to the Southeast and live like kings! Hell damn ass kings!

@TheBoHoe: It was on Tosh.O

@CWnerd12: Hey Johnny Hotdog! Guess what I just did?? Cocaine!!

Ahhhhhh she takes pills like I do. Big sip of water, drop the pill into the puddle, then swallow.

@Miss Suka: This was my immediate thought, quickly followed by goddamn, those dresses are cute though. The fact that I might actually buy something from this collection but can't makes it worse.

Black cigarette pants, dark wash skinny jeans, a short-sleeve white t-shirt, a long-sleeve black t-shirt, this gray cardigan I ADORE, and a black blazer.

@other_asian: Hearing that song in that movie just about broke my angry little heart.

@SarsDoesn'tSave: Martinis and video games here, but whatever works for you. Enjoy your evening, dammit!

The sheriff in Tucson spoke with a member of his staff, who is at the hospital with Rep. Giffords, and he says that she is still alive.