@Tchotchke: Tucson sheriff said that he spoke with his medical director (who is at the hospital) and says that she's still alive.

NYE 2004:

@The Bitter Librarian: If you have it offered on your provider, think about getting History International! I had it before I moved and that is the ONLY channel I regret losing.

@Devonna: Mmmhmm. OWN just showed up for me on Jan. 1st. Hey thanks, DirecTV!

"And then of course there's the disturbing phenomenon of women encouraged to use gender-neutral names or initials in order to be taken more seriously in their publishing or professional lives."

@sissylarue: I came here just to say that. It is SHAVE ice, and you will love it MORE if you get it with macadamia nut ice-cream on the bottom.

@abeillemeil: "Oh you guys live in Oakland now? (hushed tone) Don't a lot of black people live there?"

@prestocaro: One night I took my pill with a sip of an alcoholic drink, and EVERYONE freaked out and told me it wasn't going to work and I need to use condoms now. I told them they were all nuts, but still had this little nagging worry in the back of my mind. Thanks for asking this!

To Be Continued?

@Zulkey: The best part is when she makes a break for it, falls and runs headlong into a parked car. Win!

@greeneyedfem (MzJ+SG deserve stars): Me too. I'm sitting here sobbing right now.

It's motherfucking PRINCE. If you don't say something similar, there's something wrong with you.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Vrai!

@redparchment: As far as women go, the one that sticks out is from when I was in day-care. They did trips to the pool during the summer, and when I was hanging out with some of my friends and one of the day-care ladies, everyone started sharing how much they weighed.

There's a BUNCH of these, since I have always been fat, but the one that stung the most was when a really good guy friend of mine was looking at the 8th grade class picture with a friend of his, and I watched from afar as he pointed to where I was standing, turned to his friend and said, "There should be two people…

@Dollywood: Yes, yes it is.

@Ulookinatmyjunk: IS a star: I feel the same way - "Dingly Dangly Dong" made me laugh way too hard.

I was flashed twice when I was a teenager, once in a library while the guy jerked off behind a book in the YOUNG ADULT section. Both times were disgusting, scary and left me feeling totally violated.

One thing that's worked at our family gathering:

@LizLemler: OMG have so much fun. Her live shows are awesome - I felt like I got to have a conversation with her for three hours, and I didn't want to leave when it was over.