But . . . she re-ahhhh-li-eeezed what?? WHAT? I need to hear the end of this!

@GrappyKat needs a vacation: You have a little girl version of my doggie - his favorite place in the world is on the bathmat, trying to bite at the crotch of my underwear while I pee.

@PrissyCatheadBiscuit: I read a Marilyn biography when I was 12-ish, and there was a selection of photos in the back. The last one, I discovered to my horror, was an autopsy photo. To this day, I can't see any photos of her without seeing that awful image in my head.

Before I even left for college, I knew I wasn't cut out for dorm life, and decided to find a room in an off-campus house. I found a room for rent in a large, bright apartment with a woman whose husband was moving away for a few months to finish off his last semester of college out-of-town. They needed some extra cash,…

@madelinesunshineee: No, she doesn't. And we all have to live with that.

Dear lady Rip Taylor,

@Lynx: Good lord, me too. I watched it once, then sat up the rest of the night in horror, and swore I'd never see it again.

@Rare Affinity: I'm still trying to work out why you would give acorns to women. And why they would, in turn, accept them.

@BlueJeans: I cried like a big baby as soon as they said the title of the song they'd be dancing to. And then I sobbed through her whole performance, and then I pretty much sniffled until the end of the show (yes, even through the Hoff).

@FelineFraulein: My knowledge of the Spanish royals is not great - is this the same family line as 300 years ago?

"Lindsay Lohan was spotted hanging out with the Queens Of The Stone Age, 'with no cocktails in sight.'"

Ida Blankenship: THE QUEEN OF PERVERSIONS.

Ida Blankenship: THE QUEEN OF PERVERSIONS.

@The captain of my heart: I agree, and I feel like last night was a "passing of the torch," of sorts, from Anna to Peggy as his platonic soul-mate. Anna "came" to Don when he was safe in Peggy's embrace, and Don didn't panic but simply went back to sleep. When Don said that he felt like the only person who really knew…

@The captain of my heart: I agree, and I feel like last night was a "passing of the torch," of sorts, from Anna to Peggy as his platonic soul-mate. Anna "came" to Don when he was safe in Peggy's embrace, and Don didn't panic but simply went back to sleep. When Don said that he felt like the only person who really knew…

Don's in California!! Incoming relaxed, lazy grins and walking around in his underpants!

@WitDickman: I've never paid to see a Superman movie. I would go to this Superman movie. I really would.

@negativenina: Thank you.

@eclare09: Ducks, dugs = breasts

@ladyfalcon is skin deep: That's EXACTLY it. He is witty and fabulous, and can do a triple lutz !