@Zulkey: NO. JUST NO.

@Tippi Hedren: I watched that movie every day for an entire summer when I was 11. Best summer of my life.

@closetalker11: Image fail. I suck.

@StaunchCharacter: Also:

@WaffleCopter: I'm having the same reaction. 13 canvases of this? AMAZING! 13 opportunities to make everyone go "blargh!"

@lascuba: Well this might explain why both of my cats fetch (and why the dog pees in the litter box).

@RudyWaltz: "Take this, then these, and then these."

@Sophie needs to study...damn: I haven't seen this in a well over a decade and I STILL love this as much as I did when I was 12.

@ericacartman: Yay! The round-headed buffoon that is Karl Pilkington!

@Robert 'K-M' Alicea: I'm getting ready to bake brownies soon. Close enough.

Oh, Lindsay.

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Wow. Uncanny, it is!

Everybody, including the Snookster, would look a million times better if they just stopped doing the duck lips. Now.

@Robert Del Camp: They're finger Ling-Ling good!

@rodmanstreet: I CAN'T BREATHE!

@Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap.: And I'm glad I asked! Though I'd imagine trotting would make things more difficult on you, not less. Slow, steady waddle is where it's at.

@Kali Mama: HOLY SHIT. That's amazing.

@Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap.: I want to know what the trots are, once and for all.

@RudyWaltz: I think I still have the Peen Wentz pics somewhere on my computer, actually!

@DAULERIO: Alas, I don't know how. Teach me?