That sheep was such a cool sheep! Those girls were tugging on his wool and horns, and he was just like, "Whatever, bishes, lets get this shot so we can go eat."

I AM GOING TO HIS SHOW TONIGHT!!!

@clockwise - counter: Her face is just as unsure as Nomi's was.

@velcrosneakers: No, I had the same thought. I love this, but it only made me want a full length episode SO BAD.

Fun fact: my BFF is a direct descendant of the Donner's (last name and all). She does not think the jokes are funny (probably because she's heard them all so much), and even with my macabre obsession with the Donner party as a kid, we still have never really talked about it much.

@thelonechocolatechip: That sentence, in 8 words: "Do you know who I am, little girl?"

Anyone else think that while Linda took a walk to the Met, her bitter assistant noticed Linda left Outlook open and went to town?

@Scoldy Lox: Or some sort of metaphysical treatise on the nature of our self destructive tendencies? Maybe?

@QoB: Maybe it was a shallot? Or one of those little pearl onions?

@Youthier: Why is it that the people who seem to want it least get it the fastest? I was the same way. I really never thought I'd get married (I wanted to be alone and travel the world, dammit) but here comes Mr. Everything I Ever Wanted at 18 and by 24 I'm married.

@coreybear66: Because it's a custard pie, and don't let anyone tell you different.

@slowpoke.r: I feel the same way about my partner. I sat here trying to imagine a very seductive woman hitting on him, and I really do think he'd be uncomfortable and remove himself from that situation. He's not that type of guy, at all.

If you send an attractive woman with a financial incentive to make a man cheat after someone's husband, that woman will probably be able to, as she said, "get a kiss at the very least." Attractive women are, you know, attractive, and pushy attractive women can be convincing.

@emilyanne: She worked full time up until my youngest sister was born (and has not worked since), so I think there's a fair balance in her life between having a career and being a stay-at-home mother. She's done both. Like I mentioned above, her level of happiness didn't seem to vary; she's always been unhappy.

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You know, my mom is very close to finishing up the active child rearing in her life. My younger sister is 14, and wants to go to college. There are four of us in total. All told, my mom has been raising children steadily for almost 33 years now, and deep down I think she resents that fact. Every once in a while,…

Guaranteed cramp relief: A glass of red wine and a 1/2 a gram of the dankity dank. Works like a charm. Either the pain goes away, or you're too relaxed to care.

@Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: But that's too haaaaard.

@baseballchica03: Maybe an African swallow carried it there!

@clockwise - counter: German chocolate has a delicious layer of gooey coconut icing on top. It's far superior to plain ol' chocolate cake.