@303Met: Wonderbread!

@Jessper: Well, that makes it much better then. I think.

Uhh, was their vehicle called the PussyWagon?

So what was with the appearance of the mysterious hand-picked Model 13 (A.K.A. Armpit Girl)? Did they have trouble coming up with the minimum 13 and had to look elsewhere? Is she a producer's child? Did she win some Tyra show contest? What makes her so damn special?

@otherginger: Her hair was riDONKulous and still makes me laugh when thinking about it. It was so big! And red!

@randomnessish: It really does look like someone skinned Grandma's couch and made a pair of ugly, ugly shoes. I'm with you on Couch Slog.

My very favorite Barbies were a Native American Barbie and an Indian Barbie. Both had beautiful clothes and I'm pretty sure they were meant to be looked at, not played with, but I very quickly ripped them out of their cardboard prisons and they became It Girl 1 and 2 in my Barbie town.

I wish I could poop less, really. I think it's the coffee and cigs, as everyone above just stated. I think that's your best bet.

@AnnieSaBu: Oh, me too.

I was very much into the story of the Titanic when I was a kid, and I have been mad about Bruce Ismay practically my whole life. Bruce Ismay, how could you?

I've now added www.abevigoda.com to my daily website list. I simply can't be comfortable without knowing that Abe's angelic influence continues to grace this planet.

Hey James V to the D to the Beek, I don't really think of you as Dawson. But every time I see your face, there is one thing that never fails to enter my mind:

They've turned her into some sort of cat lady . . . and not the kind that owns cats, but the kind that is a cat.

I'm so damned excited about this. I went to Kathy's show back in November in L.A. and she mentioned she was getting ready to film it, and she announced the planned kiss with her and Mariska. This is even better than I expected - Babs is ka-raaaaazy.

I run a guild in EverQuest II, an online game which has a huge female player base but still has boobtacular avatars and skimpy outfits available. I crafted some clothes a guildie asked for, and I took a look at the clothes before I passed them off: they were basically bikinis with buttflaps. But she wanted them, so I…

@pissiechrissie: I think she meant "we never teased anyone to the point that they would develop an eating disorder." At least, I hope she did.

@Penny: That was my first thought!

@Luckwouldhaveit: Seriously. I was born in the IHS system and my mom has a million horror stories about her pre- and post-natal care.

"Lllllllladies."

@MizJenkins: It's either -yan or -ian, depending on whether the family is Eastern or Western Armenian. But it's not a guarantee that the name is Armenian - I know lots of Persian people with -yan names.