@Pantra: BRB, digging my webcam out of my laptop with a screwdriver.

1. Colombia has gorgeous squirrels. They're redheads!

Fisting . . . animals . . . and fisting animals.

I could really go for some John Hamm's John Ham right now.

@Aesop's Foibles.: It's not like she's sending 50,000 pairs of Louboutins. She's trying to gather shoes people can walk around in, because the streets are covered with debris and biohazardous crap. It's off most people's radar right now, but it will help people.

@loudlyquiet: Yes, I thought something like iTablet would be better. It's a tablet Mac, right? Why not call it what it is.

@Deneuverly: In general, I think guys are given a little leeway if they're really into games, but girls are perceived as extra backwards and possibly anti-social if they feel the same way about games.

I really do feel for Charisse's boyfriend - as both a gamer and the wife of a gamer, I know the push-and-pull that happens when a really good game comes between you.

Y'know, in the "regular" legal brothels, the ladies have the guys disrobe under a lamp so their, uh, parts can be checked for obvious signs of disease.

@sassyredhead: KTLA is go-to news because they will break into Maury for ANYTHING - dog in a river, house on fire, car broke down on the 405. Bam! - "BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE."

The KTLA chopper camera angles were a little better, and you could see the his legs flailing and trying to "swim" the whole way up and and the whole way down (this was after biting the crap out of the poor rescuer). Afterward, there was the CUTEST shot of him bundled in blankets and being comforted by the firefighters…

@winner: God, me too. And it's raining, but I STILL want to go.

I loved when the poo question came up - and the shot went right to Rich's horrified face. That was amazing.

@Artemis47: This . . . thing . . . came apart!

@voteforme: Not only did those doctors decide that, yeah, maybe it would be alright if we stuck bags of saline in your ass cheeks - but there were MILLIONS of people who said, "yes, that would be nice!"

I think it's hysterically funny that she got ass implants. I think it's hysterically funny when anyone gets ass implants, really.

See, I tend to like these sorts of things, if only because it can briefly force men to examine traditions that have benefited them for millennia. And then the typical justification is, "but . . . but . . . we're MEN, and they're WOMEN!" and we all go back to where we began, and then my enjoyment dissipates.

"Kim, we're going to do a commercial for the fragrance."

@sayah: She got to the chorus and I had to pause - I could barely breathe through the laughter.

18, my bed, and I had to be on top because he was so scared of hurting me.