How did her right eye move all the way over there? Is she a flounder?

Dear Scientists/World: Cheating is a CHOICE. Putting your penis inside a person or accepting a penis into your body is (in proper circumstances) voluntary, remember? Let's not forget this fact and we should be okay.

Well, based on sheer statistics . . . she was bound to say something poignant and significant at some point, right?

@Kellimanjaro: God, me too. What?

@andBegorrah: Mind if I get my camera? And set up weird kissy scenes and oh, yeah, can I take my pants off too?

@whynotshesaid: I'm STILL grossed out by that! WTF was that?!

This is related, but in a tangential way. Because I got the same creeped out feeling from this as when I watched Weeds last Sunday and Shane found pictures of a naked Nancy . . . and then took them to bed . . .

@Cuteasabutton: Clothes should be designed to self-destruct, no matter what, after 10 to 15 years.

Chic Chelsea Schools Bill On Matching Skin To Shirt

@SarahMC: I've been known to chase my fiancee around the house shrieking "just lemme try it - then you can wash it off!"

@BabyJane: I thought it kinda looked like when people walk all clenched-up and tight when they're hustling to the toilet and holding in a #2.

This was hysterical. And it's not such a bad look for him, either. And yes, taking them off DOES feel orgasmic. Best part of the night (besides looking hot).

@FourInchHeels: YAY SANTA ROSA! Okay, I'm done.

One of the few times in my life I will quote Sex and the City in earnest, but . . . "the only things you can change are the hair and clothes, and even then it's a constant struggle". I still don't get what compels women to get into relationships with men they didn't like from the beginning.

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: Can I see your copy of Swank, Arman?

@funnyface: I'm 23, engaged and monogamous and I got the vaccine this year. Doooooo iiiiiit, simply for the reason that "you never know" (which is a terrible thing to think about, but still valid).

@NotIt: Nope, no vid for me either. But the description sure creeped me the fuck out.

@monkeydance: it's like we're sharing a (smart) brain!

I understand the impetus to get the surgery if you're a girl about to get married, particularly if there is such a heavy burden to be pure for your husband, etc. But married women doing it for "fun", as a "gift" to their husbands creeps me the fuck out.

This time-traveling business has been going on all morning. Clearing the cache does nothing. Booooo(urns).