@brendastarlet: One of the more important roles of a priest was to council married couples who were having issues, sometimes sexual. It probably only amounted to "my wife refuses to allow me into her bed" or "we can't conceive, dammit!" but you can be sure the priests had to listen to quite a bit of juicy sex talk, as…

@kookla: ZING!

That last quotation sums up the net effects of her dumbass behavior nicely. All you're doing, m'dear, is handing pro-lifers the tools they require to dismantle Roe v. Wade.

Damn. She was downright endearing in this video. Right on, Pepe le Pew.

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The Moral of the Story: If your name rhymes with "Acy Peterson" get a divorce, stat.

Keri's kid looks like a suspicious little bean. Awwww I want one!

Shatnerface!

Oh, the memories. I love how much people can bond over books they read in their childhood. Next time you're at a party, bring up The Giver and see how many people freak out about how much they loved that book.

She ALWAYS looks like she just caught her dad fucking a dude on top of the dining table. Lady, you make a bajillion dollars. Yes, we all have bad days. But as far as I'm concerned you lost the right to act like a surly bitch as soon as James Cameron pulled you out of Nickelodeon obscurity.

Well that's just fucking gross.

Okay, seriously now. What the hell is with this anal obsession going on? You know, I'm game and I'll participate once in a while, but I am too goddamn tired of the glaringly obvious backdoor "suggestion" or the ever popular "oops I missed and now I'm working my way up your butt WITHOUT LUBE OR PERMISSION."

My schadenfreude is tingling!

@Piranha426: GOOD GOD that is that sweetest gerbil story I have ever heard. I'm all verklempt!