“Don’t fuck me, daddy”

FRIENDZONED.

Here ya go:

i enjoyed this journey, aimee.

I feel like I have a sort of kinship with Jennifer Garner now that I know she was a bandie (perfect heel-toe March btw) and she played a wind instrument, too. But she didn’t play flute like me, so I still don’t like her.

Portlandia is back this March

I am so bummed that this is the last episode. It’s had a good run, but I’m going to miss Fred and Carrie, and all the characters so much! Especially Lance and Nina. <3

This is from the final episode of Portlandia. I am sad.

There is not such thing as a stupid question.

Bombing hoax...

Hey girls, god only put you on this earth to comfort men no matter how fucking stupid or dangerous they are. Thanks ever so much for coddling me while I talk down to you. It’s the only point of women existing. Tee hee.

Of course! That’s what us “girls” are here for!/s

Thats because you are stupid.

Don’t be too sure about the “regular person” still being in jail. A fellow derby girl (in Tulsa) is in ICU right now with a broken pelvis and lacerated bladder due to a drunk driver...

I’ll take political insider over political incompetent. Nixon isn’t running for mayor of a medium-sized town, or comptroller, or a spot on the NYC council. She is *entirely* unqualified for this and the fact that she’s running for governor shows how unqualified she is. This isn’t a young Democrat with a long-term plan…

This is certainly a very tragic incident for the family, and a terrible crime, but it has far more to do with the easy access to guns; I don’t know how much as changed since the Pulse nightclub shooting, but in Orlando you do not require a permit to purchase a gun, you are not required to register your firearm or be…

Is it shade if it’s true, though? Like I don’t like Taylor as a person either, but I think she’s a pretty good songwriter (or at least she used to be - I haven’t really liked this album/most of the last one).

My mental health has actually improved pretty dramatically after cutting off all digital activities at 8PM. No opportunity to fall down rabbit holes of other people’s bullshit on social media/blog comment sections etc. Plus I’m sleeping like 9 hours a night and it is amazing (also good for my mental/overall health)

HOW CAN I RELATE IF IT DOESN’T COME BACK TO ME?

Wow. Way to make that horrible tragedy all about you.