So you’re just avoiding Hillary altogether with this tag. Crafty.

His ass was ‘moved’ by a shit ton of alcohol or some drugs.

If this circus were all a goof, I would enjoy it. Knowing that for some people this is serious business makes me sad.

You’re not confused - it’s confusing, and somewhat problematic.

I disagree - I’ve met him too, and for him this is not folly. He’s not trolling anyone - this is who/how he is. That, for me, takes away some of the carnival/joy of it.

Everyone is kinda of the opinion that Ansel whatever from Fault In Our Stars is this sort of high-level douchey dude.

You weren’t able to connect with him - or he refused to connect?

Wait, what? Are you coupling Andre Agassi with meth?

And aren’t you thrilled that you haven’t? I was the judgey old back when the hipsters were discovering PBR tallboys and posting Pinterest pics of red solo cups became cool.

And both are better than Natty Light, which I probably substituted for water in college.

Oh! Well in that case you could probably just drink it all and be fine anyway - kidding.

Good for you - but if anyone gives you shit, waste the HELL out of their beer.

If it really matters to you, take the beer that is offered and fake that shit. Sip on it, take it with you to the bathroom and dump it in the sink periodically. Just make sure that when you are actually sober (but possibly fake drunk) no one thinks you’re driving home.

I am too. I really liked the first Krays movie, but that’s probably just because the Spandau Ballet brothers were in it.

He lost his hair, that’s about it. Otherwise he looks like he did 15 years ago.

My wannabe rockstar boyfriend left me for a girl he met at a show. But he needed a few days to move his stuff out. Fine, whatever. But then after he came and got most of his stuff, he called and said that due to water damage in her basement, the air was too humid for him to bring his guitars there, so could I just…

I realize that, but it’s not what got her on a Bravo chat show.

She might be tired of it, but that’s the only thing getting her spots on shows like this - so she’s probably down with it anyway.

We’ve had Sunbrella for years - there’s a reason clothes aren’t made out of it.

Radetsky. Just saying. I don’t have a great deal of interest in the show, but more than a passing nostalgic interest in him.