Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Wu Ke mistake.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

#WhiteLivesCantJump

I’ll try to explain as best I can, though I’ve never gotten into cricket in all my 33 years as an Englishman. *Deep breath* At any one time, there are two batsmen on the field, each guarding their own home plate (wicket); one recieves the “pitch” from the “pitcher” (bowler) and the other stands ready to run. When they…

I can has cheezhead

Because only like 6 people would get it.

I was expecting Buckner to let the ball go between his legs, not pick it up and make the play.

It was written all over her face when she was done asking the question. She knew she just made a fool of herself.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

I was really concerned, given the ubiquity of the damn thing in every form possible, that BB-8 was going to be this movie’s Jar Jar (annoyingly oversaturated, blatant money grab). Fortunately, he’s far closer to Wall-E, which is the best a robot can aspire to in my book.

You forgot one. The best spoiler-free line isn’t really line, but rather a ‘thumbs up’.

I don’t pay attention much to college football (like Dennis Rodman explaining the whores in bed with him to Carmen Electra, I assume NFL players drop magically out of the sky) so I don’t know much about the bru-ha-ha with Cam in college. He seems like a good guy, he seems to have matured a bit since he started in the…

Cam Newton is that guy that has the hot girlfriend, is super smart, never stutters, never trips on a curb, never screws up. And you hate him because on top of all that, he’s done absolutely nothing except be gracious and kind to everyone. That, and he’s so friggin’ likeable! So you are forced to hate him, only because…

Five, bro?

what the fuck kind of moat do you keep outside your house if people are constantly tracking in mud with them? Do you live in a swamp? No shoes households are dumb. Take them off if you happened to step in muck, otherwise do whatever the hell you want with them weirdo.

I’m a person with cold feet from the months of November to March. I’m not gonna have fucking toesicles because you have a weird thing about shoes in the house. I didn’t rub them in dog shit before stepping inside. I gave them a cursory stomping (and wipe on welcome mat if available) before I came in. They’re fine.

I’m in a no-shoe and dog home. My wife requires we clean the dogs feet with wet paper towels after every walk. I’ve been doing it for 6 and a half years now. I can’t wait for that dog to die, no matter how much I love him.

Nah, just tell people that you named the kid after Paula Deen.