ITT: people who don’t inchoate offenses.

How dare you question our engineer’s design decisions! Beep boop!

This was a weekend of great plays and exciting football. Deadspin’s stories are almost uniformly negative.

Yep. What is “most-favored nation trade status with China”?

My first job was at a grocers. I happily joined the union. We still only made minimum wage ($5.25 at the time, I believe, with $.05 raises every six months to a year - can’t remember exactly). I doubt the unions have much bargaining power at those bottom-level jobs. Even a mandatory 1% bump per year is better than…

Oh no, someone has a better deal than you. What uppity nonsense. Clearly they should get back in the bucket with the rest of the crabs.

Our population is made up of 40% roughnecks (who hate fun), 20% engineers (who have yet to see verified data on its existence), and 30% poor immigrants and refugees, who are content with not currently being slaughtered or starved to death or pressed into drug smuggling. The rest of us are deluded snobs who think we’re…