When I am doing repeated hard pulls from 30mph to 55mph in heavy suburban traffic during rush hour, will the exhaust note be enough to tell others around me just how large my penis is?

Related, is the inside of the car luxurious enough to rate the frunk space in Dead Hookers, or is it still got that “Chevy parts bin” thing that makes you have to use Dead Bodies?

Nope! A big NOPE at this price.

I don’t recline, but you are wrong.  As long as its a feature, no one is a monster for using it.

As he is in the last row, which typically has zero recline, he most likely opted for the absolute cheapest flight cost possible. You get what you pay for.

“Shitty caulk job on the roof: check”

I don’t care if an autonomous car sucks at driving.

Long production cycle you say? FCA says ‘here hold my beer’

I think S90 sales are very localized. Here in Atlanta I see them quite often (not as much as XC60s and especially XC90s though) but before I moved here a year ago I think I only saw the S90 like once. 

I’ve seen the official title to the car that states it was sold to the dealer on 11/15, and the 11/18 date of the audit came from Tesla themselves. It does not appear the dealer is lying about this.

So where do we draw the line on that? If the manufacturer of the car provides a document that says the car has forged piston rods, should I disassemble the engine to check? Of course not.

Think of it like Tesla removing a stereo from a car after they sold it, because they didn’t mean to sell the stereo with the car.

The features were still on the car when the owner bought it. They didn’t disappear until he got home and updated the software, which was when Tesla’s software audit actions took effect. So he bought a car with those features, then those features were removed. The car was sold to the dealer as having those options,…

even better, if the seller had not stolen features from a sold car

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

“I despise, as much as the next guy, those assholes who drive around with their light bars on all the time, blinding everyone. Those people suck.”

I just wanna get in ahead of the shitposting:

I despise, as much as the next guy, those assholes who drive around with their light bars on all the time, blinding everyone. Those people suck.

Having said that, a light bar (or any auxiliary light) can be a fantastic tool on a dark, unlit road at night when used properly…

We’ll just plant the trees very close together along the entire US/Mexico border. Two birds with one stone! 

This is just gonna increase the amount of raking we’ll all have to do to avoid wildfires(according to noted scientist Donald Trump) and I don’t know about you folks but I don’t have that kind of time!

Granny shifting, not double clutching like he should.