On the level of being wounded, you’re correct. However, everyone who has to go through a school shooting, concerned that they will be the next person to get shot, is a victim on a certain level.

Goddammit Subaru can you put a fucking turbo in something other than the WRX/STI or at least make a hot hatch version of the WRX?

“Robocop” was the first thing I ever saw Kurtwood Smith in (probably along with a lot of people). Certainly made it difficult to be comfortable (at first) with him in “That 70's Show.” (Or trying to be sympathetic with him in “Dead Poets’ Society.”

You do realize the whole point of “House of Cards” was that, no matter what the political label, any successful politician is an unholy combination of naked power grasping and soul-crushing compromise?

Depends on how much of the cost is Tim Allen’s salary. If he fooled ABC into signing a ridiculous contract, then you’d need a lot of ad revenue to cover that.

Hey Timmy you conservatives believe in the free market, right? Put up the money for the show yourself, set up a Patreon, and let me market decide.

God forbid the black folks get too uppity for ya.

Free speech also means we get to call people saying the n-word racist assholes.

Speaking as a bleeding heart liberal, I don’t know if it is the Republican Party’s position that voters are stupid as much as it is that liberals are lazy. I’m not talking about lazy in terms of the classic slur against the poor “leeching off society,” I’m talking lazy in terms of taking action to further your…

I have ADD - $5 a month for peace of mind would be worth it.

This is one of the many things I hate about the alt-right. They say shitty things and then when they get called on it they say “But I was only jokiiiiinnnngggg..........”

I’d like to see how much you had your shit together at 17.

Crack pipe, cracked header.

Speaking about Antifa not getting credit, I love the liberal hand-wringing over Antifa. The reality is most leftists want to fight for their cause from the comfort of their Facebook pages rather than getting their hands dirty in the real world.

Check yourself off for #10 here.

Is this the Jeep equivalent of vaping?

And yet Tim Tebow started at QB.

I bet 90% of your clients are DUI arrests.

With that haircut there’s no way Matt Haarms doesn’t kick back after a tough game to watch Richard Spencer videos.

Jersey Shore was a bonding moment with my wife and I. I normally don’t watch reality TV, but after hearing Bill Simmons rave about Jersey Shore on his podcast, my curiosity was piqued. Turns out the Jersey Shore folks were, minus the drinking and steroids, like 90% of the people I went to high school with. (I was in…