Jersey Shore was a bonding moment with my wife and I. I normally don’t watch reality TV, but after hearing Bill Simmons rave about Jersey Shore on his podcast, my curiosity was piqued. Turns out the Jersey Shore folks were, minus the drinking and steroids, like 90% of the people I went to high school with. (I was in…

I heard some gossip around that time that she’s wasn’t the greatest person to work with either.

Because they can buy them when they’re actually available. Who gives fucking money to someone for something they’re not going to use for a few months? That’s like saying “Man I’m gonna rent a car in May, I better pay for it now!”

Jesus fucking Christ, I know this is AV Club but if years from now you remember exactly where you were when Avengers was released then you have a sad fucking life.

Dude you totally redpilled us. I’m gonna go watch a Roosh video now and celebrate my new enlightenment.

I think you just made Turbotastic’s point.

No, but if someone (no matter how famous) started bragging about grabbing women by their pussy, I’d like to think I’d at least fucking call him on it.

Shipping feeds into toxic masculinity because it implies that it’s impossible for two men to have a close relationship on an emotional level without being romantically involved.

I feel like PA will get to the point where every panel is just their hair.

I feel like the NRA has been pushing fear of blacks since the 70's. When gun nuts talk about “protecting my family,” what do you think the person they’re protecting their family from looks like?

Don’t you have an Infowars podcast to listen to?

Can we do this for the coffee store when I only want a regular old coffee?

When I was in university my friends and I would use Bloomsday as our drunken celebration of Irish culture instead of St. Patrick’s day. It was nice to go to the Irish pubs and not have them be crowded.

“The Sensual World” by Kate Bush. References Molly Bloom’s ending soliloquy.

I tried multiple times to read it in print. I was only able to succeed by getting the audiobook, listening to it at 1.25 speed, and taking it with me on a 20-hour road trip, at which point I was far enough into it to want to know how it ends. I totally get that it is a literary masterpiece, but I don’t have the…

But the fact that you’re all AMERICUH FUCK YAH about this means you DO care about their opinions. If you didn’t, you’d just shrug, say “Oh well, not my cup of tea” and go about your regular job of not being an asshole.

Are you some kind of fan of Nathan Rempe, the Nathan Rempe who did a very Nathan Rempe-like thing by assaulting another basketball player who beat Nathan Rempe to the net?

Was gonna say the kid was angling for a Duke scholarship.

Yeah I went through a divorce, moved a couple times in a year, forgot to pay a ticket, got my license suspended and got arrested as well.

He assumed you’re a kid because your comments indicate you don’t have the mental capacity of the average adult.