We don’t live in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Yeah I’m gonna take a $30 Uber to my $10/hour job.

In Michigan outside Detroit? Fat chance.

Sadly I’m enough of a Patrick O’Brian fan that if I had the coin I’d be bidding on the spyglass or the Surprise model.

Fact: They didn’t have access to a semi and were still able to massacre a bunch of people.

And yet most first world governments provide health care for a happy healthy populace.

BBQ is the food that is the opposite of food snobbery. The best BBQ comes from the shittiest looking places.

I’m mystified about how my server is able to disappear immediately after bringing my meal for 20 minutes. Like completely gone from the floor. I only waited tables for like three months one summer but I knew that turning tables was the way to make money.

I wonder what intellectual pretzels the slime at /r/The_Donald are twisting themselves into justifying this.

Eight year olds, Dude.

Don’t you have a Paul Thomas Anderson movie to masturbate to?

I wonder how many “loud pipes save lives” guys roll through downtown Burlington in the summer making just as much noise and get arrested.

Jesus Christ, matte paint from the manufacturer is a thing now?

If there’s a Maker Space in your area that has an auto shop, join it and get trained on the equipment. I’ve saved hundreds at my space, more than paying for my membership. It has a lift, a full air tool setup, and a bunch of specialty tools like gear pullers donated by members.

Preceded by a whole bunch of “army/police are heroes” propaganda.

The bad one where we played as Raiden the whole time.

That’s because the Obama pictures were on the paper targets available for use on the range.

I dunno, it seems like there are folks who always find ways to spend money. I’m sure there’s some pickups out there that have like $10K in mods on them and their owners are still salivating over the JC Whitney catalog.

“No Longer Amused was a quiet guy, always kept to himself. We never thought he’d go on a shooting rampage.”

“a Ghanaian-American in Central Massachusetts during the 1980’”