On the next epsiode of “Completely Missing The Point on Corporate Citizenship” we’ll talk about how Delta’s move will increase customer bookings and more than replace the $50M loss.

Which part of their religion says “Love thy neighbor as thyself (except for those dirty gays”

Ah yes - people are 100% ok with zeppelins in the Isonzo Valley and armored trains in the Sinai, but draw the line at black soldiers.

You’re right. Conservatives are the people who let alt-right people say the things they’re thinking while appearing to be “normal.”

The fact that you resorted to the “triggered” slur in two paragraphs says more about you than the OP.

I think factory farming has reduced our exposure to off cuts of meat. Anything that’s not a steak, roast, or chop goes into the hopper for pink slime or animal feed. I like to make Sunday Gravy with oxtail and pork necks but it’s almost impossible to find that stuff, and I live in a pretty diverse community.

LOL who would have expected the unstable billionaire would use Gamergaters to help him get elected and then shit on them once in office? Nobody could have seen this coming. /s

It’s almost like there’s a systemic problem in the NFL with African American QB’s.

“Do as I say, not like I do” right?

Harvard crackas gonna crack.

Oh Christ the hot takes at work are going to be insufferable.

I think pizza is more street than hipster. I’ll order from Dominos when the kids are screaming but there’s five pizza joints around me that I don’t think have changed their menu boards since the 70's and make infinitely better pies.

“At first it was just fun and it was something that you could do anywhere. It’s so easy. Then it just became something I was doing nonstop, but I still felt a buzz. Now, I go crazy if I don’t have it. I don’t even feel a buzz anymore.”

Stop trying to make Stacey Dash happen, Stacey.

Why can’t a responsible person buy heroin? Because we as a society think the risks associated with having heroin openly available for purchase outweigh the benefits for those who would use it responsibly.

Advice to seniors worried about their college application process from an old fart: 20 years from now, you won’t give a shit about what school you got into. You will give a shit if your friends did something important and you were too scared to join in.

I was born in Toronto, moved to Alabama in ‘95, then around the South until I moved to New England in ‘99. When I got here I was like “WTF, where are the POC?” (I’m white) It’s been so depressing since then.

Exactly. The fact that there were people around and it was still up shows that everyone’s in on it. If it had been me I would have taken 100 pictures with my phone, taken it down, gone to the manager, and then come back from the manager’s office telling everyone I hoped they burned in hell.

“law enforcement agencies that have repeatedly failed to stop mass shooters, despite warning signs.”