But the fact that you’re all AMERICUH FUCK YAH about this means you DO care about their opinions. If you didn’t, you’d just shrug, say “Oh well, not my cup of tea” and go about your regular job of not being an asshole.

Are you some kind of fan of Nathan Rempe, the Nathan Rempe who did a very Nathan Rempe-like thing by assaulting another basketball player who beat Nathan Rempe to the net?

Was gonna say the kid was angling for a Duke scholarship.

Yeah I went through a divorce, moved a couple times in a year, forgot to pay a ticket, got my license suspended and got arrested as well.

He assumed you’re a kid because your comments indicate you don’t have the mental capacity of the average adult.

We don’t live in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Yeah I’m gonna take a $30 Uber to my $10/hour job.

In Michigan outside Detroit? Fat chance.

Sadly I’m enough of a Patrick O’Brian fan that if I had the coin I’d be bidding on the spyglass or the Surprise model.

Fact: They didn’t have access to a semi and were still able to massacre a bunch of people.

And yet most first world governments provide health care for a happy healthy populace.

It was love at first sight for me, I think I was 12 at the time.

BBQ is the food that is the opposite of food snobbery. The best BBQ comes from the shittiest looking places.

I’m mystified about how my server is able to disappear immediately after bringing my meal for 20 minutes. Like completely gone from the floor. I only waited tables for like three months one summer but I knew that turning tables was the way to make money.

I wonder what intellectual pretzels the slime at /r/The_Donald are twisting themselves into justifying this.

Eight year olds, Dude.

Don’t you have a Paul Thomas Anderson movie to masturbate to?

I wonder how many “loud pipes save lives” guys roll through downtown Burlington in the summer making just as much noise and get arrested.

Jesus Christ, matte paint from the manufacturer is a thing now?

If we restarted with no baggage, there would be no inclination to make things diverse because it would happen on its own. That’s all anyone interested in diversity wants.