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Are we sure it just wasn’t some Cognizant contractor typing “git push” over and over again?

“Do as I say, not like I do” right?

Harvard crackas gonna crack.

Oh Christ the hot takes at work are going to be insufferable.

I think pizza is more street than hipster. I’ll order from Dominos when the kids are screaming but there’s five pizza joints around me that I don’t think have changed their menu boards since the 70's and make infinitely better pies.

“At first it was just fun and it was something that you could do anywhere. It’s so easy. Then it just became something I was doing nonstop, but I still felt a buzz. Now, I go crazy if I don’t have it. I don’t even feel a buzz anymore.”

Stop trying to make Stacey Dash happen, Stacey.

For those of you who didn’t listen - it sounds like it looks.

Why can’t a responsible person buy heroin? Because we as a society think the risks associated with having heroin openly available for purchase outweigh the benefits for those who would use it responsibly.

Advice to seniors worried about their college application process from an old fart: 20 years from now, you won’t give a shit about what school you got into. You will give a shit if your friends did something important and you were too scared to join in.

I was born in Toronto, moved to Alabama in ‘95, then around the South until I moved to New England in ‘99. When I got here I was like “WTF, where are the POC?” (I’m white) It’s been so depressing since then.

Exactly. The fact that there were people around and it was still up shows that everyone’s in on it. If it had been me I would have taken 100 pictures with my phone, taken it down, gone to the manager, and then come back from the manager’s office telling everyone I hoped they burned in hell.

“law enforcement agencies that have repeatedly failed to stop mass shooters, despite warning signs.”

This x 1000.

“If you [want] to learn how to celebrate black history and culture during this month you can ask black students at this school instead of patronizing us with Koolaid, watermelon and ribs,” Harris wrote.

Shootouts always suck. If they were the way to decide hockey games the entire sport would be 1-1.

And you send your kids to school hoping they live through the day.

If you need notes on how to listen and be empathetic, you just might be a colossal asshole.

Gun laws won’t stop criminals, but they will stop a shit-ton of ordinary people from turning into ones.