Yeah cuz there’s a house invasion in the US every six seconds or something, right?

Mobsters and lobsters.

Hopefully Subaru enthusiasts will be on the lookout, because that particular model would make their heads turn. I love the old style header vents and circular fog lamps.

I’m surprised Jefferson didn’t get Madison to take his walks for him.

He got ESPN to devote an entire hour to his free agency decision, got Miami to put together his dream team to win the NBA Championship, then returned to Cleveland and turned himself from public enemy number one in that city to Jesus by winning another Championship there.

I hate LeBron, but to imply that he just waltzed into an NBA contract without years of busting his ass on the court is fucking ridiculous. He’s the definition of “pulling youself up by your bootstraps.”

You’re so not racist that you’re spending a ton of time on a site dedicated to black culture arguing with a ton of black people about how they’re all wrong.

“DC v. Heller ruled that it does indeed guarantee the right to own firearms outside of a militia for lawful purposes.”

“No lowballs, I know what I got.”

Don’t forget that Second Amendment freaks believe that all their guns keep the government in check, which means that at their root they are OK with killing police or military if the government tries to enforce laws they don’t like.

“Yea, I’ll stick with having the means to defend myself instead of hoping that a cop will show up to do more than fill out the paperwork.”

They should have greased the warriors.

Obligatory:

Stephenson is my crack.

Eh, when I was 16, impressionable, and had way too much time on my hands, Rand was teenage brain candy. I’m glad however that when I went to university I realized how full of shit she was.

Joyce’s “Ulysses” was my white whale. Got through it by getting it on audiobook (unabridged) and listening on 1.25 speed while on a 20-hour roadtrip. By the time I got back I was far enough into it that I wanted to finish.

Things I am an expert at:

I need to start collecting these.

Looks more like Kellyanne Conway.

Looks more like Kellyanne Conway.