It’s easy - the things the Moral Majority was saying about the things you were doing in the 70's that were going to lead to the end of Western Civilization are the same thing your generation is saying about college students today - and it’s just as inaccurate.

Fuck anyone who likes the Gary Jules version.

If I was at her school I’d shave my head in support.

Churches are the original safe spaces.

“Tiny quark of truth” means it’s incredibly difficult for there to be a chilling effect.

400 pounds of ball bearings.

Jesus Christ the fucking pollen! Nearly killed me the year I lived there.

Good thing Amazon is poised to help the struggling Austin economy.

Doing something nice for others?

EMT’s were fucking amazing getting that kid to the hospital without disturbing the injury site.

If you’re a a host on a sports radio station, you piss off the most popular athlete in your market, and not by commenting on his play, what do you expect to happen? If Brady decides to start doing appearances on WEEI’s rival it’s going to cost the station thousands in ad revenues. It’s not like Reimer has any special…

Then call Brady a douche for putting his kids in the doc. The kids didn’t ask to be put in it, so they don’t deserve any abuse whatsoever.

My kids are assholes. Anyone but my wife, in-laws, or close friends saying so gets a foot up the ass.

I certainly hope not. President Pence worries me more than President Trump.

Boston Bussing Rioters.

Our economy is based on people not living within their means. If everyone did, we’d go into the shitter.

My favorite in GTA:VC was when I stole their version of a Ferrari Daytona and cruised along the long highway along the east side of the city while “Crockett’s Theme” played on Emotion.

Conservatives are people who worship the second amendment and also call police and military “heroes,” not realizing that the sole purpose of the second amendment is to give the citizenry license to murder police and military if the government gets too ornery.

In all fairness, most medical billing systems are absolute shit.

When I was in university I had a Renault LeCar for two years. Sucked in winter but had a huge sunroof and would be the best car for driving in the country, to the cottage, or to the beach.