Don’t you have to go stab someone with an American flag right now?

Also, grass green, water wet.

Did JAX try to run the exact same play in the 4th quarter that got them the win against the Saints last week? If so, what did they expect was going to happen?

If someone had said to me in high school “I dare you to wear this nazi flag and chant racist slogans” I would have followed up with “I dare you not to cry when I kick you in the balls.” I did a lot of stupid things in high school, but “pretending” to be racist wasn’t one of them.

/r/incel represent!

I’m happy the Vikings won because it got rid of that stupid Bill Simmons gif on the front page hero section.

Go back to watching Overwatch porn kid.

Which is the root of the reason Magary has such a hard-on for Simmons. Drew is mad that he’s never gotten Ringer-level money.

If someone files a theft claim, you can bet the insurance company will sue the fuck out of the HOA.

Does JC Whitney sell these top-of-the-line scrapers? If I go to my local Mercedes dealership will they sell me one?

Don’t snows make a lot of road noise, or is that just the tires the guys throw on their lifted trucks?

Maine can out-redneck Alabama at times, so don’t get your hopes up.

The whitest of thewhite.

No her dad is a hedge fund manager so he would have paid for her to intern somewhere and she’d probably be a vice president of marketing or HR or some shit like that.

I used to work for Ticketmaster. I’ve never been a huge fan of Garth Brooks, but one of the things I respected about him was that at the height of his popularity in the late 90's when he could have charged $50-60 a ticket and still sell out, he kept his tickets at $20 and just played a boatload of shows in each city.…

It’s not saying “Christmas should mean something to someone not Christian,” it means “Christians are talking about peace on earth while people are dying.” It’s trying to get people wrapped up in all the usual holiday trappings to realize that there’s a whole ton of people out there who desperately need help.

The question “Do they know it’s Christmas” means “how can they feel like it’s Christmas when everyone has abandoned them to their fate?” It’s mean to remind fortunate people that there are people suffering so much that it’s like Christmas doesn’t even exist for them. Sure it’s ham-handed, but it’s not dismissive.

One should play “Wonderful Christmastime” and “Happy Christmas(War is Over)“ back to back to illustrate the differences between Paul McCartney and John Lennon.

I was watching the Celtics game on Christmas Eve while waiting to pick up dinner and the announcer noted that someone got fouled “right in the Jingle Bells.”

Anchor dude is like one of those guys in the posse in a rap video who’s looking at you and his expression is like “You’re gonna get your ass handed to you by this flow.”