I read The Root every day, and I never feel like I have a raw deal in life. I could be fucking homeless and not feel that way. I’d like to kick every fucking white racist whiny asshole in the balls until their eyes pop out for complaining about this shit.

I’m totally with you Michael, every news report now needs to start with “we on the scene of this bitch.”

Can you put extra oil in the fried chicken so all the Moore voters die of heart attacks sooner?

Or why so many Milennials think Chester Bennington was the John Lennon of the ‘00s.

I think “Please” is one of their best songs period.

Their first album with Eno (and Lanois I think).

Also Steely Dan on line 4. Their music sounds like Olive Garden Fettucine Alfredo tastes.

The same appeal as everyone under 30 shitting on U2 because it’s what all the cool kids are doing.

And that leads to magic like this

Sounds like your kids probably can’t wait to outgrow having to live with an asshole like you.

He was a nice guy in “Saving Mr. Banks”

“Oh, it’s Phil Oakey from The Human League!”

There are no glitches in Assassin’s Creed. The glitches are in the Animus, and they are a part of an overarching narrative intentionally created by Ubisoft. (Well, not really, but since 99% of gameplay in AC takes place inside the Animus, you could make this argument.)

Oh fuck right off with that shit. I’d gladly work your 40 hours if I didn’t have to engage in the mental calculus my wife and I have to go through every time one of our kids is sick, or have to drag myself into the office feeling like shit because I have to save my sick days for when the kids are sick.

Look who you made me sue, look who you made me sue

I have a friend with one. He says the electrics are garbage in it and he’s constantly taking it back to the dealer.

My tag says “FRAK” from BSG. Unfortunately only about 1% of the people who ask me about it actually get the reference.

I’d like to see the interaction whenever someone with a vanity tag referencing speed gets pulled over by a cop. “Officer, I was driving the speed limit like everyone else.”

Apparently it’s also full of people who don’t realize that pissing off the party’s most ardent supporters in the middle of a crucial election doesn’t lead to success at the polls in November.

A year in and there’s been no substantial change in the DNC. Honestly I’m surprised they manage to get as many candidates elected as they do. How can anyone look at the balance of offices held by Dems in 1999 versus today and not be disgusted with the DNC leadership? I wouldn’t trust them to run a bake sale yet they…