Do you walk into gay bars and complain about dudes making out?

And you follow up by hitting the panic button on your second fob.

Dammit now I want to buy a shitty Craigslist pickup and put it in general working order so I have a truck for dump runs and home depot trips.

Mystifies me why he doesn’t hang them up at this point. He’s cemented his legacy and he has more money than God. It would be nice in 15 years if he would still have the capacity to remember his kids’ names.

We have open-road tolling in a couple locations in my state, it’s heaven.

I’m thinking of northern Arizona or Asheville, what are the cops like there?

If he had stayed with the Union the war probably wouldn’t have lasted four years and a lot less men would have died. That’s honorable?

Probably the work environment as a whole made it clear to Avelenda that she would eventually be fucked over and it was better for her to get out while she could still control her fate. 

If you could afford to move to Monaco you wouldn’t be posting here on Fusion. Monaco is the ultimate “fuck you, got mine” country, the majority of the people who work there can’t live there because of how expensive it is. Also it’s damn easy to run your economy when you built it on gambling and money laundering.

You must have meant to title this article “How to Run a Successful Podcasting Enterprise Into the Ground by Alienating All Your Talent, Cheating on Your Wife, and Blowing Ad Revenue on Stupid Crap.”

No, you move to a country that has no taxation and see how that works out for you.

Keep qualifying your earlier blanket statement fucko.

I’m not in Newfoundland so I have access to more dealerships, but TBH I haven’t gotten my car serviced once at the dealer I bought it from. I bought from someone who was having a special and they aren’t near my work or home.

I hope that when my kids get older I can be this kind of Dad. My dad was a lot of fun when I was growing up, I need to continue the tradition.

Bye-bye

“Fuck you, got mine.” Amirite?

That’s not a hard screen, that’s Olynyk not being properly in position to defend Oubre and compensating by shoving him.

The thing about the switch is to probably avoid someone using the excuse that the black smoke billowing from their exhaust was a temporary engine failure.

And usually the “Loud Pipes Save Lives” guys are the ones who don’t wear helmets (my state doesn’t require helmets). I live on a corner and every weekend when the temp is above 50 I have guys rounding my corner and redlining it all day/night.

Wool suits that are due to go to the dry cleaners and Mennen Speed Stick.