Wool suits that are due to go to the dry cleaners and Mennen Speed Stick.

The DNC hasn’t shown any signs yet of getting its head out of its ass for 2018 or 2020.

That’s part of the supreme irony. 100 years ago Natale’s relatives would have been the ones on the haters’ attack list.

Millbury certainly acted like a grown man when he went into the stands to assault a fan. Also, Arthur Miller? Foxtrot? Are you like fucking 90 years old?

Yeah because one thing Subban is known for is not taking the playoffs seriously.

Also the names of all the aliens in Buckaroo Banzai.

Because your average person will look at a field full of grass and say “Huh, that’s grass” rather than “YEEE HAW!”

Satanic panic was a real thing at one point.

You can take your self-righteousness and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine.

Yeah I have 10 days left at my current gig and I don’t have anyone crying about me on ESPN.

Given the number of draftees available is there really a need to give chances to anyone with any kind of legal problems?

Why precisely did the Confederacy exist, save to prevent the federal government from outlawing slavery?

I didn’t know Sean Spicer had a Jalopnik account.

Meth is a helluva drug.

Most people who whine about PC going too far are more than happy to clutch pearls about the Marathon bombing.

Approximately three minutes.

Counterpoint: You don’t have to bend over and take it in the ass every time a company tries to fuck you over.

A classic.

My stepdaughter in my previous marriage overwrote a 50-hour save for FFVII

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