Tanev wasn’t backed up too far but he should have been expecting pass and let his goalie handle the shot.

Belsen was a gas. /s

They should Kickstart it then. There is so much shit on Greenlight that there should be a barrier to entry. Not only will the fee weed out the completely dishonest asset flip games, it will also weed out the devs who have no business creating games.

When my kids start driving I’m going to send them to some kind of advanced driving school, even if it means I need to eat peanut butter sandwiches for a year. My parents sprung for the best driving school available when I was learning and it’s saved my ass more times than I can count.

I swear, someone should just fake the layup and charge into him full speed, shoulder-to-face.

Yeah there’s no way that the guy wanted for burglary and battery, driving with his license suspended for failing to pay child support, was the instigator here.

My $40/month maker space membership, including a lift and air tools, is the best $40/month I’ve ever spent too.

Ah, Jalopnik’s target demographic speaks.

Enjoy not having a job in the recession that happens after prices on numerous goods increase by 20%.

My brother-in-law works in DC and was peripherally involved with her on some lobbying work (ADA-related) he was doing. He was very surprised about her move to the dark side - he said she struck him at being very good at numbers and analyzing trends.

I hate Donald Trump with the heat of a thousand suns, but I don’t feel that the hat-wearing was political. I honestly thought it was just a gimmick for the people on the couch to randomly swap hats around during the stream.

It’s “casual” in the sense that when you sit down in front of the game, you don’t have to lock up three hours of your day as you would in an MMO raid.

I think you’re projecting a little bit here.

Let me guess - you think the Civil War was about states’ rights, not the preservation of slavery.

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. “Here, let’s play this jaunty tune while we talk about 81 people dying.”

Crosby is an engineering doctoral candidate. I hope he designs a new dashcam that provides some kind of driver’s side view for traffic stops. Also, maybe every POC in Evanston should call the police department every time they’re going out for a drive and ask what the correct behavior during a traffic stop should be,…

All call-ins must be from Curt Schilling fans.

I guess “Hopeful Orphan” was too long.

We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn’t see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I…