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In 1992 the Pixies opened for U2 on their zoo tv deally-bopper. I don't like U2 but the Pixies were not loud/quiet/loud enough to play in that gigantic arena filled with love struck teen girl squads shrieking for Bono to come out and roll around on stage in gold lamé and maybe tongue a couple of them in the mouth…

All scientologists are soulless a-holes;
Tom cruise is a scientologist;
Tom cruise is a soulless a-hole.