I think you only need zero hands. I don’t think even Fiorina likes him, and his family pretty much registers open contempt for him every time they’re forced to appear next to him.

Boehner - The Original Orange Man™ - is right. This time.

Kinda gross to realize that in most relationships, I’m probably the Kasich.

Did you see the bit on Full Frontal where Sam showed Cruz talking about the trans gender bathroom issues and of course he supports the birth certificate bathroom law “because he has two young daughters and doesn’t want to think about some man stalking in the bathrooms and doing God knows what”.

I swear, Boehner had some kind of divine epiphany and became briefly human over the last year or two. He’s still a Republican, but he spends most afternoons staring into puddles at his own brazen image asking: “Who... am I?”

True, but coming from the former Speaker of the House, a staunch republican leader, and scourge of progress everywhere this is sweet, sweet music. He’s a few sentences away from saying aloud his party is fucked and they fucked up in giving people like Cruz a platform. It’s like the sound of a huge implosion and angels…

He was less willing to shit-talk the other Republican candidates—he is “texting buddies” with Donald Trump—but did say, rather mysteriously, that John Kasich “requires more effort on my behalf than all my other friends … but he’s still my friend, and I love him.”

Seriously, John Boehner doesn’t use a bronzer—he doesn’t tan either—he is just saturated with bourbon.

It's actually a little bit amazing that a person can be so vile that no one likes him. Even Donald Trump has friends, Ted Cruz has none

you say this like he isn’t drunk most of the time already

Something that bothers me about all of the coverage of Daniel Holtzclaw is that I haven’t seen and heard enough about the gorgeous human being who brought him to justice: Jannie Ligons. I’ve endured every angle of Holtzclaw’s rage-y, deflated mug, and haven’t heard enough about the first police complaint, the first…

Is he receiving death threats?

I am so wary of police policing police that this feels very troubling to me. I don't want to go full paranoid, but it seems fishy

I went to a women’s college. We did no such things. I think at some point people yelled “man on the hall” but no one did that when I was there. Men were common around campus, plus we were starting to have students come out as transmen and gender non-conforming. Every hall voted on whether their bathroom should be…

Avoid LenaDunhamsTesticles down there; as though the name weren’t obvious enough, LDT is a pretty dedicated misogynist troll, spends most of his time on Jezebel and its sister sites harrassing Anna Merlan and anybody who suggests misogyny is real... then acts deliberately obtuse, refuses to acknowledge facts that run…

I’d be pretty sad about it.

They truly did sound like enormous infants. “I don’t see why that’s funny! Why are you laaaauuuuughing at me? Moooooommmmmm!”

Your Dad’s spot on.

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.