I think your auto correct is broken and you actually typed “right.”

That was almost like a pit maneuver tap, so I don’t think they would have deployed.

This exactly. The V Rod is a prime example along with Buell.

Exactly.

who gave you security clearance

I’ve never felt bad about reclining. The upright position is really uncomfortable for more than a little while.

Did you really miss the joke? Wow...

The the poor JNJ lady wouldn’t shed more light on the situation?

Whoever narc’d is a dick

do u have venmo

pretty sure that’s a Hellcat dude...

So what your really saying is that the ATS-V is going to have massive incentives on it once this all plays out.

and she swore at me calling me a fat bitch, to that I informed her that I was a Christian

Sounds like the ghost of DeLorean reads Jalopnik.

Weed you say? That’s adorable.

Just like Subaru has the fastest Isle of Man speed record.

By far the least rusted-out Trailblazer I’ve ever seen.

Find me a better way to use a Trailblazer besides doing “sweet jumps” off of it, and I’ll cut you an insurance fraud based check!

The only surprising thing here is that this was written by someone other than David Tracy.