Reiterate fuck Texas, or at least the Texans that come into my neighboring state in droves. The most belligerent, assholish cunts I’ve ever interacted with in my life. Stay in Texas fuckbags

Putin and Ecclestone both need to be given some bullets.

Dear Bernie,

If any car has looked more like a Croc, I haven’t seen it. ND

Then you’re tragically mistaken. He is a well known Christian grifter. Get out. Get out now.

The more I read about these stories, the more I wish Hertz didn’t survive bankruptcy.

And why does he seem so preoccupied with adolescent sexual themes?

Why did my brain register “Dodge Dart” when I first looked at this?

It was, however, chintzily built.

How exactly is that cruiser justified in ramming an already-disabled vehicle? How’s that not using an automobile as a deadly weapon?

David Tracy’s ride if pulled over by Utah HP:

Those rules just enable super cunts to be uh, super cunts. : P

Strongly disagree on that one. If some woman randomly hits me, I am going to hit that bitch back. Boobs and a vajayjay don’t give you a free pass anymore.

People are incredibly fucking stupid

I don’t think he hit her though, he definitely spat back which was funny and then she went off. Nah Women need to control themselves just as much as men. Wanna pick a fight with someone, you better actually know how to throw down. Men are not your dam punching bags.

<Irish brogue>What if she comes at you with a bottle?

I dont watch reality tv so i had to be educated on what/who the duggars were this week and then i read that that asshole had already previously admitted to molesting multiple children and then he went and was a bigwig for the Family Research Council in DC and has apparently basically gotten away w/it all for years.. I…

1st Generation Ford Taurus. Looked like the space shuttle compared to the boxy cars that were normal of that era. Seemed super futuristic in comparison when it first came out.  Looking back at them now its hard to believe that seemed cutting edge, but it definitely seemed like it was at the time.

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