You’re a real gaping anus, Cheap Bastard. EXTORTION/BLACKMAIL IS ILLEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES. You obviously can’t read... GTFO. Why do I have the feeling that you’d happily do something like this. 

Completely unironically, in regards to your comment, I live in Des Moines and you’d be surprised with what’s happening here in terms of... everything really. It’s actually becoming quite the trendy little city and big things are coming down the pipeline. In about 10 years it will be the Austin of the Midwest. Dead…

This is so weird. Yet, it works. I think it could actually pan out to be one of the Better B-grade Movies in many years. It clearly doesn’t take itself seriously.

Also, they’re clearly working with RAM. Since EVERY truck in the movie is a RAM... and the old school truck that is the main character’s truck is a 1955-ish…

This b**chin’ black 05 9-2x Aero hatch has 163k well maintenance miles and rides on awesome 16" Enkei rims+ summer rubber, itself worth over $1k, but has a failing slushbox in it. Swoop this for $2,975, ditch the slushbox, swap in a WRX 6 speed for around $1.5k and you have an awesome, rare hot hatch that will put a…