You’re just jealous because you can’t afford to go to 11. 

Can you turn off that stupid stop/start function permanently?

This. Fortard was clearly one of those “Well my blinker was on didn’t you see it?” assholes. Fuck them.

“Exactly, as long as there are women that want to do it, what’s the problem?”

I also propose that anyone who uses their windshield washers while driving on a sunny day on the highway be pulled over and squirted in the eye with a spray bottle.

Now you’re just writing my fanfic for me!

Wait...are you saying it’ll be cancelled on the third episode, or they’ll get their third episode and then be cancelled?

That kid is an inspiration.

It’s not particularly wrong when people do this, but it really grinds my gears (get it?) when people use “cost to fill up” as some sort of metric for relative fuel economy. I could not convince someone that their 2015 v6 2wd Silverado would be better on gas than my 04 v8 full time 4wd Jeep, simply because the tank in…

Excellent camera work in that twitter post.

PFFFFFFFT, wrong “St. Elmo’s Fire”

This meme for this story? Seriously. Enough of this meme. Especially when you’re really reaching.

rut roo prepare the antiaircraft gun firing squad

The boys did not have great chemistry for the first few series, it took time to develop. Of course, people are immediately going to compare series 15 to the new series 1 right away but it’s simply not realistic to expect immediate awesomeness.

I’ve tried to watch this series. Can’t. I’ve realized that the sound of a race car is a bigger factor in my enjoyment of the sport than I thought. Watching a car that looks like a race car and sounds like a drill gun doesn’t do it for me. It’s a fake fire in the hearth, saccharin in the coffee, a fake Christmas tree.…

...and kids seats start at only 5 buuuucks!

My friend’s girlfiend used to drive me insane by saying that and Subway’s.

All of them. All the torques.