Did they put extra phalange’s on the plane?

Jesus Christ. If the internet had been around for the first Star Wars they never would have made a second one.

I hope they set this up at a 70mph zone and I'd drive by at 1 under.

Or when they offer free updates to the new owner but charge the used buyer for updates. I can seem them easily doing this to make quick cash.

Quite a few funny moments from star warns fans in this episode.

Oh fuck off with this disingenuous take. The Jezesplinter universe has been shitting on all the candidates who are not Saint Bernard and particularly Kamala Harris. So don’t pretend you give a shit now that the white dudes win again. 

At first I thought one of the villagers was Aziz Ansari

I’m gonna go with option C here, which is “just don’t fucking do it at all.”

Do it in Forza or get fucked.

Do it in Forza instead, I believe you meant to say.

Pretty sure they're surprised that the FO troopers can fly now, not that jetpacks exist...

These are the first First Order troopers we’ve seen with jetpacks. They’re also clearly the first jetpack troopers that our three main characters have seen. You’re assuming they know the history of the franchise as we know it, and deriding them for it.

Yeah, fuck the frivalous rich. Meanwhile I can’t afford to buy a house and half of the people in the world can’t afford shoes

Look for their new album, Snoke on the Water — coming soon from Rancor Records.

I don’t remember any huge rocks defeating clueless motorists but my old City’s streets decided to take a stand against mass transit.

Rural and exurban America are the worst. In KY, Louisville is nice. Whereas my former farming town in Connecticut has an alarming number of far right weirdos, including plenty of vocal racists.

I can’t help feeling like it should be the other way around...

“I can sit here right now and say what we did is the stupidest thing in the world. Dumb. Crazy. But like I said, we’d do it again.

Approved.