If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

Crack Pipe.

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

Thank god, someone else sees it too. That was killing me.

It’s not that the younger generation isn’t interested. It’s that we can’t fucking afford a toy.

Not sure where you are, but my barber and all of my friends’ barbers (Queens, NY) drive things like an IS-F, M4, RRSS, and on the lower end a late model IS350, Tahoe, and X5. Our haircuts (all normal styles) are about $18-25. I thought barbers everywhere did this well lol

I did something similar once. I had borrowed an old Escort (I think — this was decades ago) that came with those old, stupid automatic seat belts. Near the parking brake lever were two small levers which released the automatic belts if needed. When you pulled up one of the levers, a big rectangular panel would start…

You know that scene in the first F+F movie where the floor falls out?

That’s what I was thinking of...

LOL at Johannes Viscous. I’m gonna steal that...

The message is tacky but whatever.

“It is a FAR more accurate weapon than a handgun” : wrong(ish)

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

Wait! You can put more than one slice on? That’s not how this works folks.

Also, even a single slit doesn’t stop the curling up. You gotta do the iron cross on them. Plus it increases the amount of edge for the extra crispy/salty “goodness.”

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