. . .sarcasm?

Has a tesla door handle broken anyone’s hand yet?  That’s what I’ve been wondering.  Maybe the motors are too weak to cause any damage but I’ve always wondered what happens if your, say, glove or ring or something got caught and the car locked.

I built a car, I built a car for you. Oh what a thing to do.

I just. . .huh?

This: https://jalopnik.com/meh-car-monday-the-last-oldsmobile-cutlass-was-the-dul-1821199817

Was anyone else’s first thought that the soccer ball was filled with some nerve agent?

Ok thank you.  I read that and was like “uh, these things don’t go together. . .”

Ocarina of Time will always hold a spot for me, when Link goes back to see Zelda and the picture fades to black and white - gets me everytime.

Man, nowadays we make really ugly cars.  Sure, safety and all that, but man.

Regardless of where you fall on this argument isn’t there some middle ground where if we taught responsibility these cases could be drastically reduced? Like, OK, you know that you can’t afford a kid right now/aren’t ready/etc, so if that’s the case shouldn’t both parties (cuz it takes a dude, he’s got, I’d say, the…

Was it this???

Go ahead and buy an ignition controle module or two for the trip. Trust me. If anything were to go wrong between LA and SF it would be that.

I feel like this is a really easy goal to achieve. I can already “eat, sleep, work, watch a movie, relax, do whatever” in any car I own. Now, to do that while driving would be horribly unsafe, but still. Come on Volvo.

The thirdgen camaro/firebird also kept it’s spare in a handy location under a panel on the passenger side of the cargo area.

The Empire was created because some old, wrinkly, balding man who also wore ill-fitting clothing decided he needed a space army to fight a non-existent threat.

“IF THE DEMOCRATS DON’T GIVE US EVERYTHING WE WANT WE WON’T LET ANYTHING PASS WHATSOEVER AT ALL!!!!”

This is why cultural Christianity (read - Trump’s “evangelical base”) needs to end. It is diametrically opposed to what a life of following Christ actual means.

I’d like to see De Niro and Trump in a boxing match. My money is on De Niro.

I would think they could have just drilled a hole or two upstream of the outlet to let enough air in to counteract the vacuum of pulling her out, maybe not.

Did you (or anyone) hear George Stephanopoulos slip up during the live take and say “President CHUMP” instead of “President Trump”? I almost fell off the couch laughing and my wife confirmed and said she heard it too. It was during the beginning of the show, I think just before they walked in. Hilarious. He of course…