There is absolutely no way in any reality that Anna Wintour actually, physically, personally schlepped her Chanel-clad ass to Trump Tower to request a meeting. I think at some point she did go there, probably at his or someone’s request, but I have a hard time believing she thought, “Hey, let me put my shades on and…

Of course they have blackmail material on him. Even Marco Rubio pointed out to his GOP colleagues that they shouldn’t take any glee in the DNC hacks because any and everyone of them could (and will) be next. And when Marco Rubio is a voice of reason, heaven help us all.

If he can’t handle your vagina at it’s bloodiest, he doesn’t deserve it at it’s cleanest!

That does not sound like weed.

What would you do if you stumbled upon Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone accompanied by eight other dorks doing some sort of choreographed dance to the music playing out of the trees in Fantasyland? Would you assume they were high or just quirky?

THANK YOU SO MUCH! I’m someone who is super progressive and liberal and who has been horrified by Trump, and I am also mildly autistic. This election has been extremely upsetting because I’ve started to see this mocking of his son as a “retard” for potentially being autistic from people who otherwise share my…

Say media, speaking of women...can we maybe follow up on those dozen or so reports of sexual assault by our now-President-elect that were brought up for a while? I mean, Donald said he’d be suing them all after the election because they were all liars, and now...it’s like they’ve dropped down some kind of collective…

This is confusing to me. If I, as a white male, need to be educated on these matters of race and gender, but I can’t ask my minority friends, honestly what do I do?

One of my favorite things to do at work is to simply respond with the forwarded email that contains whatever they said that they’re now claiming they didn’t say.

It’s really remarkable that Trump has made no effort to address the fears that surround his election. None. I can’t remember a president in my lifetime that didn’t at least make an effort to reach out to the country and talk unity in the name of moving forward. Trump just continues to pander to his rabid lumpen…

Obama would have been raked over the coals if he attempted this. And the more that trump does this stupid shit, the more I think “even Bush was smart enough not to pull this shit.” Bush!! The man who started the Iraq war for no good reason, who fucked up with Hurricane Katrina, and choked on a pretzel. Man, he must be…

His riff on Josh Earnest sounded like bad stand up comedy.

He gets a bad rap but at least he was a good enough leader to put the smartest citizen in charge. No such luck in our current reality - we’ll all be lucky if “being smart” stays legal for the next four years.

The fact that he knows “What have you got to lose?” is a “famous line” but does not understand that it is NOT BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD POINT is an excellent microcosm of his entire brain.

I’m disappointed and pissed. As a (conflicted) Kanye fan it’s hard to find a place to discuss the feelings of support and ultimate frustration with him because most places will chastise you for ever rooting for him at all, and fan forums won’t let you criticize him in any way. I have gotten upset at him before and for…

Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!

After hearing that all the liberals were living in an echo chamber, I thought ok, I won’t defriend some of the people I know supporting Trump. Then I continued to read the asinine bullshit that some of them posted complete with gaslighting and I was like nope.

He’s going to make her press secretary, isn’t he? It’s like he knows my innermost fears and has been spending the past year and a half making them all come true. I’m now expecting him to announce a federal tax credit for research into figuring out how to get a giant, carnivorous bunny to live in my closet.

No matter what I say I’m just some sore loser crybaby liberal. And theyre the same ones who demonized Obama. It is really fucking me up.