Take a star from somebody old enough to get the reference.

“...he had eaten five banana splits backstage and had to take a dump.”

Not all Yes fans’s sons grew up to be gamergaters, but all gamergaters fathers were Yes fans.

a lot more hassle than you’d think.

Discount boobs are suspect, but BOGO boobs are even more.

You are a national treasure.

You must be new here.

Yea, get them titties with diamonds around the nipples. Now that’s high class.

Don’t settle for good, strive for greatness

Good boob jobs are around 6k.

it’s important knowledge. She can get great titties AND a nice steak dinner with those kind of funds

Nor should we forget that in a case of one person’s word over another’s…credibility is paramount.

I mean, you can get really great boobs for $5-7K each

Hate to be that guy, but he wasn’t convicted of anything so he’s innocent as well. Don’t forget, innocent until proven guilty.

Uhh, not sure if you’re familiar with the concept of justice here, but a person never needs to prove innocence.

I’d be willing to bet it’s less that people actually care about the fact the officer was doing 90 in a 75 at night with “no excuse” and more the fact that were the roles reversed they would be pulled over and punished. This is where I would instead say hats off to the citizen for having the balls to respectfully call…

Then the cop should turn on his lights.

That’s what the siren and lights are for, brah

The thing is, the cops should never speed. They are supposed to be set the example we all emulate, and they should never exceed the speed limits unless those warning lights are going.