That may be the most beautiful car I’ve ever seen and I didn’t even know it existed. Many thanks for that.

My first car.

!?

That seems like an extraordinarily wrong take to me. If the blow had knocked Wieters unconscious, would that have still been your take? If so, it incentivizes a batter to clobber the catcher, not for a catcher to stick his head into the path of a swinging bat.

I actually snorted.

I’m from Mississippi (let that sink in) and I’d chain my kid to a fryer at the Hardee’s in Kosciusko before I let him move to anyplace in Indiana. I’ve been to 46 of the contiguous states and Indiana is the creepiest place I’ve ever seen. To North and South Dakota I say: “Do your worst! Indiana has given you a high…

Dammit! (facepalm) You’re right.

I want you to get very many stars...very many.

Dani Alves: “I couldn’t tell you the name of a single Marseille player.” What a delightful fellow.

“...where women share their stories...”

We’re doomed. A teacher actually said that? Yep...we’re doomed.

+1

Ah, you don’t want to the guy’s trailer. Where else is he gonna beat up his girlfriend?

You should be flattered. Mr. #29 set up a brand new account just for you. That’s dedication to the act of trolling.

I may be an outlier but I don’t like my scrotum slathered up with lube unless I’m getting an ultrasound and even then you better ask real, real nice. Luby balls? No thank you!

This. He may have been the most laid man in Hollywood.

Are we even remotely sure that Harvey Weinstein is an outlier? I hear stories all the time about Terry Richardson routinely harassing/fondling his models with little more than a snigger at Uncle Terry’s antics, and these are reported in the Hollywood mainstream press. How vast must the subjugation and manipulation…

Probably for the best.

Oh sweet jeebus, I want those things!

Oh sweet jeebus, I want those things!

Goddammit.