I abandoned Facebook years ago but, man, if i don’t have my Twitter how can I keep track of #FolkloreThursday or #ArsenalFC? Twitter can work, and be a force for good, if you judiciously decide who and what to follow. I don’t poison my feed with the ramblings of The Orange One. Down that path lies madness.

“America’s culture of greed certainly plays a factor, as does the pedestal football players are placed upon by this society.”

You are on quite the roll! Carry on.

I’ve got shitty vision and sort of a geriatric tremor and don’t have the dexterity I used to when I was younger. I recently had a spate of having to swap out SIM cards from one iPhone to another a bunch of times between futile trips to the Apple Store to get one of them fixed (“geniuses”...feh!). I’d have been happier…

I let out an involuntary “Whoop!” of delight when I saw him grin quietly to himself as she kamikazed herself into the ground. That was very cathartic.

This is the best thread I’ll read all day. Well done to all you above.

Shoulda played Landon. (laughs maniacally and runs away)

I think there are a lot of Mustang owners that own them ironically. My best bud, Reed College grad (“Go! You Fighting Griffins!” /s) who had this hot rod ‘Stang and was the dictionary definition of not-a-racist.

Please enjoy. https://ispot.tv/a/AV7Y

Brilliant. That is all.

So I discovered, to my moderate-but-ultimately-naive surprise. I honestly can’t remember now why I would’ve thought it would be any different. My gut feeling at the time was that it would be common sense to want to keep track of all those pistols and rifles, but then I remembered: “Oh...yeah, that’s right” and…

Come now...you knew what you were gonna get. Come on...fess up now...you knew. Right? Even I had girded my loins for the inevitable.

The only gun law in Texas seems to be: “Get one”. A friend inherited an arsenal from her father and I called the Texas Department of Public Safety for advice on how to register and transport it. They said, to the effect, “Just don’t shoot yourself and it might be a good idea to unload them first, if you like. Put the…

You are absolutely gonna get crucified for this. This is not the place for anything approaching “a benefit of the doubt”. I’m getting the hell out of here before I’m convicted by guilt of association.

“And fucking a Black woman no more makes you not-racist than fucking a woman makes you not-sexist.”

How long did it take her to say: “ “Got it. Gotta leave it at that, Tom. Thank you to our entire panel. We’re up against a hard break, apologies Tom Brokaw. Sorry, they’re wrapping me hard because we got a hard break coming up. But listen, this debate will not end now. There are people who defend the second amendment…

When you want that soda but don’t have the time, an egg cream will suffice as a stop gap. It takes thirty seconds and only leaves you with a spoon and a glass to clean. Hell, I keep the fixins in the fridge at work and voila! Chocolatey goodness in a heartbeat.

Do this right, folks. Doing it wrong can break a marriage (or partnership) and that’s a pain I wouldn’t wish on my mortal enemy.

This.

Turn off “find my device”? I think somebody dosed your double no-whip skinny latte ‘cause you’re high.