A certain website tried the same First Amendment argument recently. The consequence was the liquidation of its assets and the enrichment of assholes, both lamentable outcomes. Gotta watch that shit, Hope.

Do you know what brand of sausage he uses?

Man, did I need that. Friday now off to a flying start.

I ask any one who honors me by allowing me into one of their orifices to punch me square in the nuts if I even hint at saying something like “hey” post-coitally. That shit’s just wrong.

17 million times that thing’s been seen and I’d never heard of it til now. My life was a void and I didn’t even know it.

I’m ashamed I took for granted you were a guy. Deeply ashamed.

I know nothing about cars but I love the prose. Carry on.

Shoddy reportage? Forgivable. That tie? Nope.

Would anyone be surprised if a spectator or performer is killed during the opening ceremony?

David Ayer has done some good work in the past, so I hope this boat anchor of a movie doesn’t entirely sink a career that had more promise than this.

Very clever...it tried to trick me into creating a Facebook account. Nope, un-uh, not gonna happen, nyet, nein, no.

I do! I love desk.

I got a confession: I starred the OP before I got it. So ashamed.

This is as far as I ever get. Sad face.

I work in downtown Austin and the Capitol grounds are crawling with Goers. I’ve never seen anything like it. Singles and couples all heading toward the various monuments and plaques, heads down, flicking balls, shading screens with their hands. It’s hilarious!

Mickelson was great at the press conference, too. He walked away knowing he couldn’t play any better on the day and seemed very much at peace about it. But, my god....a quarter of an inch...what a difference that would've made.

This.

If some psychopath drew down at me while I'm parked on a public thoroughfare, I'm pretty confident I'd try to run him down, too.

It would warm my heart to read tonight that the gunman was arrested for being a crazy piece of shit..oh, and for assault with a deadly weapon

Heartbroken I missed it live. That would've been a heart attack in the making. Good for Stenson.