Works for me! Boom-chicka-wow-wow, indeed.

I think the notion that simply taking a shower at the gym somehow requires “confidence” is just as depressing as posting the picture in the first place. My gut instinct is to want to give that woman a hug, but the woman in the photo shouldn’t need my encouragement or pity. My god...men are doing a good enough job…

I live in Texas and know a bunch of dippin’ shit-kickers who were hoping to vote for Bernie but are just as content to vote for Clinton. All is not as it appears to be in the hinterlands.

Likewise. I was imagining the campaign ad in my head: Big ol’ Chris Kyle lookin’ dude, handlebar mustache, ten gallon hat, plate-sized belt buckle with the Green Party logo, stalking toward the camera...it was gonna be epic.

Oh my sweet lord...that was great!

Hard to say? Damn nigh impossible. I’ve spent enough time in Starkville to know that practically every State booster/fan in town was nodding approvingly with every word out of that shitsack’s mouth.

They made so much fucking money there’ll be 60 teams in the goddamned thing next time.

Those wacky Glocks. I’ve got a SW 659 with a hammer block safety that’s really hard to disengage. I assumed it was intended that way.

5. Doofus never engaged safety feature to begin with?

This.

Dumpster fire. It’s going to be a dumpster fire...with sewage.

It’s a tricky deal getting into UT-Austin. There are quite a few 10 percenters who just can’t get in, regardless. The law only guarantees admission to any of the all state-funded universities. UT-Austin is the flagship campus and if you’re trapped by economics or legacy into a UT college education, UT-Austin is the…

Germany haven’t exactly been setting the world on fire this tournament. Mayhaps that final, played today, would have a decidedly different outcome.

It was bewildering to hear Lalas and Wagner arguing after the game about the mistakes that were made in team selection and tactics when there was never a team in that squad that was ever going to make the least bit of difference in the outcome.

Any Ballard references automatically get a star.

Eventually, you will own all the stars.

That was the most Homeric screed ever! Impetuous!

I want my AssistiveTouch glitch back. That was the best thing to happen to my phone since i bought the damn thing!

Not yet.

I just tried. It was a rat-shit gumbo of annoying voices and denial.