Because they don’t give an actual fuck (I suspect).

Right!

(whispers) Think he’s gonna answer it? Me either.

I’ve never played a God of War game so maybe that’s why I got chills watching this. I thought it was gorgeous and looks like a good time.

I didn’t read down far enough. I just repeated your recommendation. It’s a wonderful book, isn’t it?

Have you read Bill Buford’s Among the Thugs? He came to the same conclusion. It’s a fascinating, gripping look at a particular time in English history.

The Halo 3: ODST live action trailer is the best thing of its kind I think I’ve ever seen. The production values are amazing. It’s a whole, poignant little tale in a minute thirty.

Perhaps the Ozil and Alexis purchases should have been shored up with a productive forward in last summer’s window. Arsenal were the only top side in Europe not to buy a single outfield player last summer. Naturally, we can’t know the “what might have beens”, but a more productive striker and CB wouldn’t have gone far…

“Higuain isn’t being sold at any price.”

Bless his heart. After an egregious miss or lost ball, he beats himself up about it for minutes afterwards. You can see him talking to himself running back down the pitch. He’s so desperate not to fuck up that the fucks up. It’s really sad.

With add-ons it looks to be closer to 30m (depending on the source). Twenty four goals the past season, but 5 the season before that. I’m bewildered. His pedigree doesn’t seem to be quite what we’ve come to expect from Wenger in years past. I know folks have been hankering for a quick job in the market, but I’m not…

If we sign him, I expect I’ll throw up in my mouth a little every time I see him wearing that badge. However, if this means we see the back of Theo, then I’ll choke the bitter bile back down. #melodramatic

Random question: Any chance that Tommen is the Faith’s champion against Ser Robert Strong? A coworker dropped that 24-karat tin-hatter on me this afternoon and it makes a lot of plot sense.

I’d prefer the extermination of the human species (plague, divine intervention, mass suicide). There are plenty of creatures out there that have consciousness and are blameless. Let’s give them a shot.

I’d expect he’ll be coaching somewhere this fall.

Me, too.

Your first comment in six months and it’s this?

What...uh...what the fuck is wrong with...well...what is he...I mean, exactly? There’s something...wrong...with his face.

If you can take your twisted monsters with a smattering of satire, Alan Parker’s Road to Wellville has moments of amusement. However, be warned...Anthony Hopkins’ performance of Kellogg is a tad on the eccentric side. I confess, though, that after having read this horrific piece I may never be able to find anything…

Guessing here, but a half-hour to get downtown (I’m assuming its downtown and you live in Austin proper), 10 minutes to get fingerprinted with no line, a half-hour to get back to where you started. Inconvenient, but doable.