The girlfriend and I voted yes on Prop 1. Frak the taxi lobby and our pearl-clutching city council members. Incidentally, we forgot the election was today. If not for a door-to-door canvasser working for Uber, we would’ve missed it. Thanks, Uber!

That was the click-baitiest of click-baity headlines. Well done! But, as everyone who’s read those blasted books knows, cutting that Meereenese knot is tricky and if it were simple to get everyone back together, George would’ve done it by now and we’d finishing up the last few chapters of TWOW just in time to see how…

It’s the “giggling and laughing” that tops everything.

It’s a uniquely terrible sensation. Fortunately, there is a solution.

That was Homeric...+1.

The first half of 7 is 100% bullshit.

Cops. You gotta ask yourself: Why would someone want to be one? What is the neural short-circuit that makes it seem like a good idea to body-slam a 12 year old girl? Cops. I know we’ve got to have them but my most passionate hope is that I never have spend a solitary minute in the company of one.

I woke the girlfriend up cackling at that. There's something wrong with me.

I’ve never been happier to be desperately, desperately old. Nobody says anything terrible about geriatrics that isn’t, sadly, true.

I did it...actually lol’d. That was funny!

I thank whatever forces, natural or supernatural, that I’m too old to be so deeply involved in gaming. It’s a far, far too fraught world to be in. You’ve got to have a skin made of the toughest Kyr’Ozch armor to endure the brutality of the gaming world.

Wonderful! I’ll be looking for your book. Fascinating.

Man, I hate that sanctimonious jerk.

“CHEAT!” (Exeunt, chased by a bear)

Nope.

Loved it...a lot. (backs slowly, carefully out the side exit)

That looks like so much fun! I want friends like that!

“I don’t know if you blame the kids or the coach...”

Nothing the UVa squad is feeling compares to the anguish of my busted bracket, the real tragedy.

You’re being too hard on yourselves. I’d take additional content over immaculate punctuation and grammar every time.