Basically, they fucking hate President Obama. It’s that simple.

Every day I thank God I wasn’t born American.

He’s probably golfed with Tiger Woods that time be shot a 42 over 18 holes at Pebble Beach.

And the entire time I’m just wondering what all the shrimp and crab taste like.

And rehearsals have begun.

Yes. Only out of the bud in your ear. Now if you remove a bud after playback starts you have to press play again if you want to just listen with one ear. But if you just put one earbud in it'll only play out of that one.