Me Hate He.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

“The saddest part about this information you’re about to read is that—when you first read this post—I bet you said to yourself: ‘Oh yeah, there was a school shooting last week.’”

Wow, I didn’t expect him to leave Portland.

Remember that time when the GOP refused to seat a Supreme Court judge because the elections where happening in a year? Fuck them, they could care less about fair play.

Let’s go easy on the new Jags fans.

I’ll try, but I’m pretty sure they’re going to tell me “Sir, this is an elementary school. You have to live in Alabama to vote for that election.”

Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

Anyone who supports Pete Rose and also invokes the character clause is kindly invited to fuck right off. I have no dog in this fight, but I super-despise this kind of intellectual disconnect.

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Finally Oregon wins a meaningful Bol game.

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

This is how you use celebrity to affect change. The people who “speak out” at awards shows and the like could learn a few things from Chance.

Well Jim Beam should be scared. The GOP has annihilated corporations across America with their boycotts. Take a look at the list of recent victims of their targets, mere husks of their former selves.

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I didn’t know there were milk truthers.