Enough to make you change the channel. It’s 2000-2004 F1 all over again....

This is somehow both the most predictable take and the worst one.

Paid DLC 1: Remove roadworks every 2 miles.

Here’s praying they don’t go CGI for the dogfight scenes. Top Gun gave us some nice flight footage.

Don’t redo it, just use the same one again...

I don’t want to belittle ESPN actually making a good move here, but Mothers’ is the true goddamn hero of this story. I rarely, and I really mean very very rarely, make purchase decisions consciously based on sponsorship, but I’ll probably be going out of my way to use them as much as possible when I make my upcoming…

Paddy Mowe and I are both heartbroken.

I can’t tell you how excited I get when I get to an image twice.

i await the inevitable shitfest of a stephenmcknight comment.

Trying to get some enjoyment from an electric cars race, is like trying to masturbate over the nude ethnic pictures of the Encyclopedia Britannica. 

Brilliant race? Surely you don’t mean the 2017 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. Because it was an insanely boring processional. It had all the riveting action of watching paint dry. There was a single top 10 position change not due to Riccardo’s retirement. It was one of the worst races of the year (Sochi gives it a run for it’s…

Relax...its not a thing.

Slow zones are the best thing ever. We would have been under full course caution for a long time if this was an IMSA race.

Being stuck in limp mode is why they all bought Corvettes in the first place.

Something something Corvette owners and limp mode something something...

Hamilton to himself, while driving around in Monaco: Hmm, a new earring store, I must get some new ones. Oh, look, that new patisserie is almost open. So good to be home. Not too much traffic today, which is weird for a Saturday. Also, kind of weird so many streets are blocked off on a Saturday, how am I supposed…

wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

What series is that race in?

Well that’s a bimmer......