Nina Dobrev pours herself a glass of wine and sit at the table with a thud, “Glad I dodged that bullet.” She downs the whole glass.

So, I used to have a thing for Ian Somerhalder because he is so pretty, but then I saw him at a Vampire Diaries Comic-Con panel. No one else in the cast would sit next to him, and he made a really disgusting joke about how much pussy he was going to get that weekend. It killed my ladyboner dead. He is gross gross…

Ughhh yes, and it’s made even more egregious by the fact that the next season (I think) they had the arc where Lane has unpleasant sex one time, gets pregnant, has two babies at the age of like what— 19 or 20?, and has to sit at home with them while her husband lives her dream of going on a national tour with their…

To be fair, it worked wonders for me in my last trimester. But the guy I see does really non-invasive trigger point muscle release, not full-on bone-cracking, which I find so antithetical to what one’s body is trying to communicate (like, release the muscles around the joint, don’t force the joint and then expect the…

Every single sentence in that interview was a new and horrifying revelation. My jaw was on the floor by like, sentence five. If you read it in a soft narrator voice, this sounds like some shit you’d hear on Dateline right before they find her body.

OH MAN is Klaus sweet IRL? This makes my day!

Jesus I’ve always had a ladyboner for him but like, that’s just instantly gone. This is some sick shit. Like, at BEST he’s a completely self-absorbed control freak. Nope. Wow. RUN, NIKKI! Get out while you can! 

Or whatever board regulates chiropractors and doulas.

Right?! He’s clearly the worst but those friends ... holy crap. Run Nikki run

I’m starting to think there’s a reason he was so good at playing a rapist vampire.

My cousin lived where they filmed Vampire Diaries and she waited on him and the other guy and said they were both giant douchebags.

Now I’m really glad Nina Dobrev got out of her relationship with him. Leave him, Nikki. That is controlling asshole behavior. He’s pretty to look at, but you deserve better.

So not only did he throw out her birth control, but then he made sure he was filmed “interviewing” her about it because he knew she would freak the fuck out. Well, that’s....disgusting.

Reed: I’ve never seen this. Was I drunk? Was I coherent?

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.…

I would HATE Liam Gallagher if I knew him in real life, but I’m glad he exists! Endless entertainment.

Ah yes. Because white Christians are really the ones being persecuted right now in American society lololol.

I was mostly planning on pouncing on her for not knowing that Dominica (the place the alert mentioned) and the Dominican Republic (where her vacation was planned) are 1000 km apart.

Interesting. Perhaps the beautiful women who claim to be nerds are trying to reclaim their intellect and assert that they, too, are intelligent and have intellectual interests in a culture that associates beauty with vapidity. Perhaps these young women are associating positive attributes to nerds that they also…